Witness befuddled by two twenty-somethings attempting to be more important than other

Witness was befuddled by two twenty-somethings yammering on the phone in a park. At first it appeared as though they were talking to each other, but upon closer inspection, it appeared that one of the twenty-somethings pretended to talk on her cell phone in a quieter tone to make herself seem slightly important as her supposed friend walking along side, who spoke loudly on the phone to indicate that indeed she was more important and needed. Witness was confused as to why they bothered coming out to walk with someone if they’re only going to ignore the person they’re with to talk on the phone to someone else.

Serious chat between co-workers makes bystander picture intense showdown

While walking into a lunch room at work, employee briefly debates turning around to go to have lunch somewhere else as she witnessed intense discussion between co-workers. Witness could almost hear the music to "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" stand off music. All that was missing was some tumbleweed going by. Fortunately stand off ended without anyone getting physically maimed.

Co-workers discover Wikipedia saves time on choosing right cult

While discussing various cults, like, oh say, Scientology, coworkers realized that if you don’t want to spend the money before finding out what it’s really about, why not just look it up on Wikipedia or Google it? This way it’ll save you the $1,000’s and $1,000’s before you realize you belong to a cult and then have to deal with the nuisance calls. Not to mention, you can even be an informed cult member instead of being prey to their usual tricky manipulation tactics and see if it's the right cult for you.

Co-workers fear for employee's crumb dislodging

As volume and frequency of an employee's incessant throat clearing increase, surrounding co-workers wonder and almost fear when crumb from 1975 will eventually emerge. New workers to environment wasn't sure what it was at first. One new worker considered it couldn't be human; it must be an odd office sound effect that emanated in random loud bursts.

Man attempts to disguise bad B.O. with sunglasses

A man in a grocery store was discovered to be confused and wrong in how to disguise bad body odor. Instead of using soap, man chose to attempt hiding body odor behind sunglasses. Unfortunately woman standing next in line recognized bad funk through camouflage and had nothing to shield herself from it. Woman was tempted to inform smelly man with sunglasses where soap aisle was. Then, on second thought, she sensed that the man would probably not recognize what soap was or how to use it.

Customer nearly gets taken out by box as clueless employees carry on

While two clueless employees discuss “what are you doing this weekend?” “I don’t know, what are you doing this weekend?” nearby customer struggles with box and nearly has it fall on top of her. Customer envisions getting flattened by box and clueless employees only reaction would be “did you hear something? … So what are you doing this weekend?”

Building maintenance employees attempt to intimidate microwave ovens

Building maintenance employees believed that by pacing up and down in front of out of order microwaves, it would intimidate microwaves to start working again. Onlookers suspect that microwaves were laughing internally at maintenance employees.