Lock your doors ... it might be Andy DIck

In other news, lock your front doors people. You never know when Andy Dick might walk in to your home and think he lives there. Apparently, he just strolled into someone's house as high as a kite thinking he belonged there.

Coworkers left in state of disbelief

Two coworkers looked at each other in disbelief as a man dressed in a suit several feet away hoarked loudly onto the sidewalk right at the main entrance. Coworkers left to wonder why anyone in a suit would draw attention to themselves that way. Nasty, suit guy! Nasty!

Tenant in awe of oblivious homeowner

Tenant finds herself in a state of awe and annoyance as to oblivious state of homeowner. Even though tenant found landlady also layered in multi-sweaters, landlady stated she didn't realize temperature in house was dropping rapidly while furnace continued to blow out cool air on cold nights. Tenant believes the only thing really going through landlady's head is "mmmep", unless told to think something else.

Man waiting at bus stop tries too hard to look cool

A middle-aged man waiting at bus stop tried too hard to look cool when he wore a stetson hat and leather jacket in warm weather. Unfortunately for middle-aged man, nobody told him the more you try to look cool standing at a bus stop, the sadder it appears. Psst, guy! You just can't look cool at a bus stop.

Locals suspect whereabouts for Vicky Pollard look-alike

Youthful character in neighbourhood who resembles TV character Vicky Pollard not seen in a while. Locals suspect she might have taken Vicky Pollard’s route to ‘involuntarily’ join a work camp for girls. Some might call this involuntary work camp for girls, juvenile detention.

Gangsta walk or not

Local woman ponders: is it a bad thing when you can’t determine if someone’s walking slightly “off” because they’re trying to look all “gangsta” or is it because they genuinely have a mobility problem?