Employee envisions smelly lunch room shake down

Employee who sits near lunch room envisions strolling into the lunch room armed with two canisters of air deodorizer and the soundtrack to the "Good, Bad and the Ugly" playing in the background to clear the air of nasty lunch smells, spraying at anyone who looks guilty of having a stinky lunch ... particularly fish and stale broccoli. Knowing that move wouldn’t work out so well, she just sprayed around her cubicle area instead.

Woman picks treated banana over organic

After biting into an organic banana, woman suddenly feels like she’d rather have the chemically treated “regular” store banana she got used to, finding that the organic banana tasted “strange”.

Groovy song ends up making driver shudder at thought

While sitting in her car grooving along to a catchy song about a one night stand, the driver suddenly shuddered at the thought that somewhere out there a pageant mom will probably use that song – or something inappropriately like it -- to make her toddler do inappropriate dance steps to. (Shudder, shudder.)