Witness befuddled by two twenty-somethings attempting to be more important than other

Witness was befuddled by two twenty-somethings yammering on the phone in a park. At first it appeared as though they were talking to each other, but upon closer inspection, it appeared that one of the twenty-somethings pretended to talk on her cell phone in a quieter tone to make herself seem slightly important as her supposed friend walking along side, who spoke loudly on the phone to indicate that indeed she was more important and needed. Witness was confused as to why they bothered coming out to walk with someone if they’re only going to ignore the person they’re with to talk on the phone to someone else.

Serious chat between co-workers makes bystander picture intense showdown

While walking into a lunch room at work, employee briefly debates turning around to go to have lunch somewhere else as she witnessed intense discussion between co-workers. Witness could almost hear the music to "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" stand off music. All that was missing was some tumbleweed going by. Fortunately stand off ended without anyone getting physically maimed.

Co-workers discover Wikipedia saves time on choosing right cult

While discussing various cults, like, oh say, Scientology, coworkers realized that if you don’t want to spend the money before finding out what it’s really about, why not just look it up on Wikipedia or Google it? This way it’ll save you the $1,000’s and $1,000’s before you realize you belong to a cult and then have to deal with the nuisance calls. Not to mention, you can even be an informed cult member instead of being prey to their usual tricky manipulation tactics and see if it's the right cult for you.