Driver misses opportunity to use new swear words

Driver behind couple who carelessly weaved around on bikes in road for opportunity to pass finally honked horn as man went off onto sidewalk but woman kept veering in front of car. Apparently cycling couple would have obviously preferred driver to honk after woman got hit as opposed to warning honk to prevent getting hit. Driver was tempted to pull over and share some recently learned cuss words (C$#@j#$#$@$% t#%@##?&*#t). with them after male cyclist flipped off driver for not hitting woman on bike. Best guess to new words learned gets a run over shoe (or not).

Not even in your dreams said the brain to the local woman in her dreams

Local woman comes across the meaning “not even in your dreams” first hand when responsibilities slip into her dreams. While dreaming of attempting to do something frivolous she realized she had not found out the cost and upon finding out, realized that she could not afford it – even in her dreams – and then the alarm went off.

Sasquatch picture taker suspected

Person on horseback suspects friend who took blurry photo of her just might be the same person who took the elusive blurry Sasquatch picture in the woods or they went to the same class for classic blurry photo taking.