Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Work colleagues slightly bummed they didn't get to use Groucho Marx disguise

Employee in office suspected office space surveyor was actually just making notes of all the things they would rather be doing than checking to see who or how a cubicle space is being used. After 5th time office space surveyor walked around and made notes in tablet, employee thought of ways of messing with office space surveyor when he came around the next hour -- like changing desks with co-worker, occupying an empty desk, or putting on Groucho Marx glasses. After talking to work colleagues, they all realized they were a bit disappointed they didn't get to buy and use Groucho Marx glasses in time for the next round of the office surveyor.
In another part of the office floor, another employee seriously considers buying a Magic Mesh Door and doorbell to make her cubicle more like a home office.

Bored employee considers interrupting meeting

Bored employee, proud of self toenail polish job, wonders if she should inappropriately bust into a meeting to show the people the nail polish job just to see the stunned and confused looks on their faces. Employee decides probably better not and harbors pride secretly instead.

Manager checks on her Dora the Explorer cup

While overhearing coworkers discussing if the other had left a bright pink Dora the Explorer cup in the lunchroom, manager in close proximity listening in quickly goes to check the lunchroom to see if it was her Dora the Explorer cup lost ages ago. Manager was slightly disappointed to discover it was not her lost Dora cup, but briefly considers snatching it anyway.