Woman considers using finger puppets when going out alone

After going for a walk and feeling a bit spooked from remembering true horrific crime stories that start off with "she was just going for a run (or walk) like she usually does", and then more spooked after listening to a story about strange men just standing in the bushes along a pathway staring at people going by, local woman considers an unusual way of still going out solo to get some air. The idea of finger puppets as her "peeps" came to her from the whole safety in numbers principle when all she wants to do is go for a walk solo to ward off the creepy people. Woman recognizes that yes, this is some bizarre sh*t and hopes that the oddity of it all would allow her to perhaps slip by them similar to acting like a zombie in a crowd of zombies even if you're not one of them, and then lock the door when you make it home, lean against it, and slump to the floor. Creepy people suck.

Woman realizes the real reason behind not going to less expensive TV experience

After a long discussion with a friend, a local woman realizes the reason she really continues to pay too much for cable TV isn't because she's lazy, but for penance from a past life and kind of likes the suffering. Friend of woman decided she had built up enough penance points that she could switch to a package that requires less penance.