Monday, February 15, 2010

Tabloids over-use of the word "shocking" creates boredom

While standing in line at the check-out of a grocery store, customer finds an over-use of the word "shocking" gets boring and not shocking. The customer found that if tabloids stopped using the word shocking so routinely THAT would be shocking.

Corporation goes with musical offices to determine demotions

In a new and creative effort to figure out a way for managers to keep their jobs, get cut back, or demoted, a corporation has decided to use the principal behind musical chairs: when the music starts managers have to run to the nearest office, if the door of an office is locked when the music stops, that manager is either demoted or laid off -- depending on budgetary means.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Writer discovers ...

With more people developing ADD habits, writer ....

shorter is ...

... makes shorter stories to ...

... better

... keep people's attention.

Non-motivational supervisor inadvertently provides hope

During a conversation among work colleagues wondering how their non-motivational supervisor ever got that position, it inadvertently provided a small glimmer of hope that anyone of them could do that job or do better.

Yoga class turns into intimidation shake-down

While yoga students tried to breathe outward in a downward dog position then transition into an uncomfortable position, the yoga instructor stared down her students with a fierce intimidating stare as she stated, "what? Not uncomfortable enough for you?" When one student muttered under her breath to another student, the instructor responded with "I'm the instructor, nobody else gets to speak."