Loud office whisperer couldn't hear soft whisper

While sitting at work desk, employee hears someone on the other side of the cubicle wall whispering something in a somewhat conspiratorial tone. Despite, the attempt of bad whispering, whisperer may as well have been speaking normally, because employee on other side of wall could still hear her. Employee sitting at desk whispered over to the whisperer “I can hear you”. However, the loud whisperer on the other side of the wall couldn’t hear the whisper that was whispered in a whisper voice and kept on whispering loudly. One theory for the loud whisperer's bad whispering may be that she is hard of hearing and thought that her loud whispering was a quiet whisper.

Woman in apartment building laundry room speed folds clothes

Woman in laundry room of apartment building suddenly found the urge to do some speed folding as man reeking of creepy heebie-jeebies entered laundry room. Woman immediately regretted nodding to acknowledge his presence and thought “Doh!”. Nod was meant as a “I see you. Don’t try anything stupid.” Meanwhile, creepy heebie-jeebies guy seemed to take it as a sign to start conversation. Woman threw rest of clothes from dryer into basket risking wrinkly clothes, ignored what man said, and despite wanting to run full charge from the room, coolly yet hurriedly exited laundry room.

Employee catches herself from drooling at work

After staring at computer screen for long period of time, employee suddenly realized she was about to drool at her desk. Employee quickly snapped out of it and managed to evade embarrassing drool moment at desk.

Woman gets pushed by woman suspected to be older version of Vicky Pollard

Woman suspected older version of Vicky Pollard pushed past her in line-up at WalMart. Woman who got pushed then recalled that she doesn’t see a girl that looked and dressed just like Vicky Pollard walking in the mornings anymore; woman suspected perhaps rude woman in line-up was relative of younger version.

Local woman tempted to bring bag of clothes to work

Local woman considers bringing bag of clothes with her to work because despite checking the weather reports the night before to determine what to wear, the next day the weather was not close to what the forecast called for. The only saving grace the weather folks had was by not calling a major snow storm. The only advice one could go with is be prepared and the only way to do that these days is bringing a bag of clothes to work with you so you can dress for the freezing office, the wind factor outside the building, and the actual weather despite the forecast. In related story, due to weather confusion, people found walking about on streets in weather coma. Man from balcony bewildered as he saw people mill about below with heavy jackets on warm night that in April people would have been wearing shorts.

Co-workers debate over which slutty rehab “Monster” doll to use for a bizarre cubicle tea party

After considering what kind of odd things to put in cubicles to keep people at bay, co-workers debated over which slutty rehab “Monster” doll they’d include for a bizarre tea party along with dolls that have teeth and, who could forget, cross-dressing Ken doll to balance things out. Upon reviewing which slutty rehab doll to include, co-workers agreed the slutty dolls cost more than what they would be worth on the street. Although it looks more like “Look what the cat dragged in the next morning after a rough night" doll it would have been more difficult for marketers to sell it, instead they went with Monster High Doll. Although “Rehab” or “Working the Streets” doll might also have been easy on the tongue, a bit trickier to sell. Note this doll is marketed towards 6-year-olds. Really. That's what it says.

Employee that quit put on email list for former boss' farewell lunch

Employee who decided he wasn't returning to work gets put on email list to sign going away card for former boss. Former co-workers considered calling up ex-employee to see if he wanted farewell words put in card on his behalf and possibly sign it with "tender care, xx".