Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Manager checks on her Dora the Explorer cup

While overhearing coworkers discussing if the other had left a bright pink Dora the Explorer cup in the lunchroom, manager in close proximity listening in quickly goes to check the lunchroom to see if it was her Dora the Explorer cup lost ages ago. Manager was slightly disappointed to discover it was not her lost Dora cup, but briefly considers snatching it anyway.

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Woman hoping to ride elevator solo has dreams crushed

Woman in elevator, hoping to ride the elevator by herself gets annoyed as another woman makes it in while the doors were closing. If that wasn't bad enough the woman who managed to slip her way in kept the doors open so that a few other people could get on. The woman who was hoping to have a solo ride felt completely defeated especially as the people who slipped on actually spoke to each other and greeted each other with "good morning".

Office snoop just as awkward in background of news report as everyday practice

Office snoop spies opportunity to walk back and forth in background of news camera to see what’s going on, looking just as unnatural listening on camera as she usually does when snooping on co-workers.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Driver misses opportunity to use new swear words

Driver behind couple who carelessly weaved around on bikes in road for opportunity to pass finally honked horn as man went off onto sidewalk but woman kept veering in front of car. Apparently cycling couple would have obviously preferred driver to honk after woman got hit as opposed to warning honk to prevent getting hit. Driver was tempted to pull over and share some recently learned cuss words (C$#@j#$#$@$% t#%@##?&*#t). with them after male cyclist flipped off driver for not hitting woman on bike. Best guess to new words learned gets a run over shoe (or not).

Not even in your dreams said the brain to the local woman in her dreams


Local woman comes across the meaning “not even in your dreams” first hand when responsibilities slip into her dreams. While dreaming of attempting to do something frivolous she realized she had not found out the cost and upon finding out, realized that she could not afford it – even in her dreams – and then the alarm went off.

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Sasquatch picture taker suspected

Person on horseback suspects friend who took blurry photo of her just might be the same person who took the elusive blurry Sasquatch picture in the woods or they went to the same class for classic blurry photo taking.

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Person's response to door to door sales says it all

One person says it all with, “for Christ’s sake!” in response to elderly ladies going door to door at an apartment complex promoting (selling) memberships to their church (and most likely so you can chip into roof fund).