'Jesus' bumper sticker makes driver say 'Jesus'

While driving behind a van that kept putting on the breaks on the highway, driver behind calls 'Jesus' out loud, but not for the religious reasons intended by the driver ahead.

Coffee taster dislikes choices

During coffee taste test, one taster didn’t like any of the choices for the office coffee blend. Then it occurred to her: she just didn’t like the taste of coffee.

Local woman nears tantrum status in kids' department

Local woman almost had a temper tantrum and swore under her breath in the kids’ section of IKEA after an employee told her that’s where she could find popsicle trays, but they were nowhere to be found. Part of the tantrum was due to the fact she had to make her way all through the store again to get to the check outs where another employee had told her that’s where the popsicle trays were, but they weren’t there either. People, if you have popsicle trays to sell, just put them in the frickin area with all the other kitchen stuff because THAT's where you make and keep frickin popsicles.

Sketchy character prompts different rendition of childhood song

After turning her car around from observing a sketchy character looming in front of a questionable apartment building, a woman who was about to inspect a possible apartment for rent envisioned a more ghetto version of the friendly, childhood song "people in your neighbourhood". Fuh shizzle y'all.

Man chooses to risk getting hit by car over coffee spillage

Man takes his life into drivers hands as he slowly crosses a busy street against the light with coffee and donut in hand. In a strange balance of decisions, it seems the option of waiting for the light to change did not appear a rational choice to him. Perplexing.

Coffee & donut mobility problem hits another part of town

Coffee and donut mobility problem continues in another part of town. Woman on subway makes move to get out of train first, but then holds everyone back as she moves slowly down the path in the middle so as not to spill her coffee or drop her donut.

Possible new opening at zoo?

After reading about a 41-year-old rhino that had to be corralled back into it's zoo quarters,because it got loose due to someone not securing the gate, reader suspects there might be a new opening at a zoo in Jacksonville, Florida. One of the key qualifications to be noted on application is "check locks on gate get locked", not just "check locks on gate".
Check out the story at: Archie the Rhino