Employee envisions smelly lunch room shake down

Employee who sits near lunch room envisions strolling into the lunch room armed with two canisters of air deodorizer and the soundtrack to the "Good, Bad and the Ugly" playing in the background to clear the air of nasty lunch smells, spraying at anyone who looks guilty of having a stinky lunch ... particularly fish and stale broccoli. Knowing that move wouldn’t work out so well, she just sprayed around her cubicle area instead.

Woman picks treated banana over organic

After biting into an organic banana, woman suddenly feels like she’d rather have the chemically treated “regular” store banana she got used to, finding that the organic banana tasted “strange”.

Groovy song ends up making driver shudder at thought

While sitting in her car grooving along to a catchy song about a one night stand, the driver suddenly shuddered at the thought that somewhere out there a pageant mom will probably use that song – or something inappropriately like it -- to make her toddler do inappropriate dance steps to. (Shudder, shudder.)

'Jesus' bumper sticker makes driver say 'Jesus'

While driving behind a van that kept putting on the breaks on the highway, driver behind calls 'Jesus' out loud, but not for the religious reasons intended by the driver ahead.

Coffee taster dislikes choices

During coffee taste test, one taster didn’t like any of the choices for the office coffee blend. Then it occurred to her: she just didn’t like the taste of coffee.

Local woman nears tantrum status in kids' department

Local woman almost had a temper tantrum and swore under her breath in the kids’ section of IKEA after an employee told her that’s where she could find popsicle trays, but they were nowhere to be found. Part of the tantrum was due to the fact she had to make her way all through the store again to get to the check outs where another employee had told her that’s where the popsicle trays were, but they weren’t there either. People, if you have popsicle trays to sell, just put them in the frickin area with all the other kitchen stuff because THAT's where you make and keep frickin popsicles.

Sketchy character prompts different rendition of childhood song

After turning her car around from observing a sketchy character looming in front of a questionable apartment building, a woman who was about to inspect a possible apartment for rent envisioned a more ghetto version of the friendly, childhood song "people in your neighbourhood". Fuh shizzle y'all.