Local woman tempted to bring bag of clothes to work

Local woman considers bringing bag of clothes with her to work because despite checking the weather reports the night before to determine what to wear, the next day the weather was not close to what the forecast called for. The only saving grace the weather folks had was by not calling a major snow storm. The only advice one could go with is be prepared and the only way to do that these days is bringing a bag of clothes to work with you so you can dress for the freezing office, the wind factor outside the building, and the actual weather despite the forecast. In related story, due to weather confusion, people found walking about on streets in weather coma. Man from balcony bewildered as he saw people mill about below with heavy jackets on warm night that in April people would have been wearing shorts.

Co-workers debate over which slutty rehab “Monster” doll to use for a bizarre cubicle tea party

After considering what kind of odd things to put in cubicles to keep people at bay, co-workers debated over which slutty rehab “Monster” doll they’d include for a bizarre tea party along with dolls that have teeth and, who could forget, cross-dressing Ken doll to balance things out. Upon reviewing which slutty rehab doll to include, co-workers agreed the slutty dolls cost more than what they would be worth on the street. Although it looks more like “Look what the cat dragged in the next morning after a rough night" doll it would have been more difficult for marketers to sell it, instead they went with Monster High Doll. Although “Rehab” or “Working the Streets” doll might also have been easy on the tongue, a bit trickier to sell. Note this doll is marketed towards 6-year-olds. Really. That's what it says.

Employee that quit put on email list for former boss' farewell lunch

Employee who decided he wasn't returning to work gets put on email list to sign going away card for former boss. Former co-workers considered calling up ex-employee to see if he wanted farewell words put in card on his behalf and possibly sign it with "tender care, xx".

Employee considers adding child-sized furniture to small cubicle space

Employee in corporate building considers getting child-sized stool and table to put in small cubicle to make it seem as though cubicle is much bigger than it is. Employee also considers it also might keep people from random drop-ins. Upon second thought, employee realized it might actually invite the unwanted and decided to not add more to already small cubicle space.

Goth girl in full black get up makes animals feel hot

Goth girl goes for full on all over black get-up on trip to zoo on warm day – wearing black long-sleeved shirt, black skirt, black (sweating just saying it) leggings, and of course black boots. Some of the animals must’ve been thinking, “Ugh! You’re making me hot just looking at you. Can’t you at least wear some black shorts or skip the leggings?”

Witnesses at another zoo tempted to tell husband to "run now!"

Pregnant woman snapped her fingers at a lion to make it "do something". Pregnant woman was annoyed that the lion wasn't taking her on and it continued to laze in the sun, safely behind the fence. Witnesses instantly felt bad for baby’s father and were tempted to tell him to “run now!”, but they were probably too late at this point. Pretty sure nobody would blame him if he did.

Person loses shirt at Toronto Zoo.

While walking along path just after forking over cash to get in the zoo, woman notices shirt on trail. The shirt must’ve been lost after seeing the price of beverages at the vending machines. Wha-cha! At least they kept their pants on; or at least there was no sign of pants on the pathway.