Work colleagues slightly bummed they didn't get to use Groucho Marx disguise

Employee in office suspected office space surveyor was actually just making notes of all the things they would rather be doing than checking to see who or how a cubicle space is being used. After 5th time office space surveyor walked around and made notes in tablet, employee thought of ways of messing with office space surveyor when he came around the next hour -- like changing desks with co-worker, occupying an empty desk, or putting on Groucho Marx glasses. After talking to work colleagues, they all realized they were a bit disappointed they didn't get to buy and use Groucho Marx glasses in time for the next round of the office surveyor.
In another part of the office floor, another employee seriously considers buying a Magic Mesh Door and doorbell to make her cubicle more like a home office.

Bored employee considers interrupting meeting

Bored employee, proud of self toenail polish job, wonders if she should inappropriately bust into a meeting to show the people the nail polish job just to see the stunned and confused looks on their faces. Employee decides probably better not and harbors pride secretly instead.

Manager checks on her Dora the Explorer cup

While overhearing coworkers discussing if the other had left a bright pink Dora the Explorer cup in the lunchroom, manager in close proximity listening in quickly goes to check the lunchroom to see if it was her Dora the Explorer cup lost ages ago. Manager was slightly disappointed to discover it was not her lost Dora cup, but briefly considers snatching it anyway.

Woman hoping to ride elevator solo has dreams crushed

Woman in elevator, hoping to ride the elevator by herself gets annoyed as another woman makes it in while the doors were closing. If that wasn't bad enough the woman who managed to slip her way in kept the doors open so that a few other people could get on. The woman who was hoping to have a solo ride felt completely defeated especially as the people who slipped on actually spoke to each other and greeted each other with "good morning".

Office snoop just as awkward in background of news report as everyday practice

Office snoop spies opportunity to walk back and forth in background of news camera to see what’s going on, looking just as unnatural listening on camera as she usually does when snooping on co-workers.

Driver misses opportunity to use new swear words

Driver behind couple who carelessly weaved around on bikes in road for opportunity to pass finally honked horn as man went off onto sidewalk but woman kept veering in front of car. Apparently cycling couple would have obviously preferred driver to honk after woman got hit as opposed to warning honk to prevent getting hit. Driver was tempted to pull over and share some recently learned cuss words (C$#@j#$#$@$% t#%@##?&*#t). with them after male cyclist flipped off driver for not hitting woman on bike. Best guess to new words learned gets a run over shoe (or not).

Not even in your dreams said the brain to the local woman in her dreams

Local woman comes across the meaning “not even in your dreams” first hand when responsibilities slip into her dreams. While dreaming of attempting to do something frivolous she realized she had not found out the cost and upon finding out, realized that she could not afford it – even in her dreams – and then the alarm went off.