Tuesday, January 19, 2010

'Hell-child' visits Chapters

Customers in Chapters were both in awe and fiercely annoyed at the same time as a child, who some referred to as 'hell-child', ran around Chapters shouting and yelling incoherent blurts of nothingness. His parents were nowhere to be seen. Some suspected they were hiding in the aisles somewhere, avoiding getting a right clout in the back of their heads for letting their kid run rampant through the store annoying everyone. Although the parents might have just thought "oh, how cute!" while everyone else glared and stared at the child who was suspected of wearing a shiny devil costume underneath his beige chinos and mild-mannered top. One witness felt as though her ovaries just curled up and rotted at the noise he made.

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