Sunday, February 21, 2010

Hell-child relative, Hellion, spotted in mall

A relative of Hell-child, Hellion, was spotted in a mall screaming for pop and chips. Witnesses knew it couldn't be Hell-child's parents because the mother dropped everything and left the store with young Hellion to retain some dignity. Fortunately, no internal rotting occurred to nearby witnesses, just a brief ringing in the ears and a sudden urge for some pop and chips.

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