Impending favor arises again, woman briefly caught in headlights

At a family function, a woman was briefly caught in headlights as impending favor was directed at her and a sibling. Oddly enough, the request arose from an innocent person sitting nearby to suggest the same awful favor to the same woman who saved her liver a few weeks before. With no alcohol in reach, woman looked briefly at sibling and decided the best answer was to say that she had too much TV watching to do. The alternate response would have been to say "these pretzels are making me thirsty" (without any pretzels in sight) and then walk away.

Close seating at entertainment venue felt a bit too intimate

At entertainment venue, seats were so close together it made strangers who sat beside each other feel a bit too cozy and practically intimate. After the show, some people felt as though they may have come close to having a one night stand. Some people walked away feeling like they should have exchanged phone numbers, but knew somehow that the other person wouldn't call anyway; just making them feel cheap and used.

Driver wishes her horn could translate words when honking

After getting cut off by complete moron at an intersection, driver wished her horn could translate the words that uttered out of her mouth. Instead, all moron driver could hear was the not-so-intimidating “beeeeeepp beeeeeeeeeppp!” of a compact car. However, the translation device might only frustrate drivers more by asking "did you mean ....?" and filling it in with something wrong.
Driver who got cut off only suffered temporary cramp in buttock from braking and increased usage of foul language for a few hours thereafter.

Woman decides to send a text to deal with annoying request instead of ruining liver

After two strong drinks, woman has light bulb moment when she figured out how to respond to an annoying request without actually ignoring it or drinking herself to death to deal with pending phone call. Woman realizes the miracles of text messaging was the best way to respond to person who liked using people and getting them to do incredulous favors. Quite frankly, the thought of ruining internal organs wasn’t worth it to deal with the person over the phone. Woman thought to herself this is how texting must have begun. Brilliant stuff! Woman saves her kidney and liver in the end and has one more drink to celebrate.