Woman decides to send a text to deal with annoying request instead of ruining liver

After two strong drinks, woman has light bulb moment when she figured out how to respond to an annoying request without actually ignoring it or drinking herself to death to deal with pending phone call. Woman realizes the miracles of text messaging was the best way to respond to person who liked using people and getting them to do incredulous favors. Quite frankly, the thought of ruining internal organs wasn’t worth it to deal with the person over the phone. Woman thought to herself this is how texting must have begun. Brilliant stuff! Woman saves her kidney and liver in the end and has one more drink to celebrate.