Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Woman suspects man warding off vampires

Woman suspected man getting into elevator must be trying to ward off vampires with the amount of garlic fumes that were emanating off of him. Either that or he was partaking in some kind of vampire slayer fun and games day involving a garlic dousing competition. From the stench of garlic, it is very possible he got his vampire because even a non-vampire was ready to flee from the stench. Woman in elevator was partially relieved when stinky garlic man got off the elevator before she did. Unfortunately, garlic funk remained in elevator and woman had to hold breath for another two floors.

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