Delusions of grandeur overtake man driving modern day station wagon (now referred to as a “cross-over” vehicle for those who don’t want to acknowledge they are driving a family-style car), making him think he's "all that" while he tail gates and cuts off people in traffic.
In related news of delusions, man getting into elevator of residential building thinks he is 70’s porn star acting as postal worker. Woman sharing elevator was certain the only part of the 70’s postal worker had with him was the tired smell of old alcohol and cigarettes wafting off him, and that if you shook him dust from the 70’s would probably come loose.
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