Reformed seagull seeking better quality discarded scraps.

On a really windy day, a large chair cushion took flight from an apartment balcony. Nearby seagull in flight was nearly knocked over by the airborne cushion. After seagull squawked out to cushion, seagull did a double take at strange flying object and squawked to itself as is if to say “Whoah! I really need to get off those discarded street drugs and garbage.” Seagull currently undergoing reformation to seek out better quality scraps for lifestyle change.