Impending favor arises again, woman briefly caught in headlights

At a family function, a woman was briefly caught in headlights as impending favor was directed at her and a sibling. Oddly enough, the request arose from an innocent person sitting nearby to suggest the same awful favor to the same woman who saved her liver a few weeks before. With no alcohol in reach, woman looked briefly at sibling and decided the best answer was to say that she had too much TV watching to do. The alternate response would have been to say "these pretzels are making me thirsty" (without any pretzels in sight) and then walk away.

Close seating at entertainment venue felt a bit too intimate

At entertainment venue, seats were so close together it made strangers who sat beside each other feel a bit too cozy and practically intimate. After the show, some people felt as though they may have come close to having a one night stand. Some people walked away feeling like they should have exchanged phone numbers, but knew somehow that the other person wouldn't call anyway; just making them feel cheap and used.

Driver wishes her horn could translate words when honking

After getting cut off by complete moron at an intersection, driver wished her horn could translate the words that uttered out of her mouth. Instead, all moron driver could hear was the not-so-intimidating “beeeeeepp beeeeeeeeeppp!” of a compact car. However, the translation device might only frustrate drivers more by asking "did you mean ....?" and filling it in with something wrong.
Driver who got cut off only suffered temporary cramp in buttock from braking and increased usage of foul language for a few hours thereafter.

Woman decides to send a text to deal with annoying request instead of ruining liver

After two strong drinks, woman has light bulb moment when she figured out how to respond to an annoying request without actually ignoring it or drinking herself to death to deal with pending phone call. Woman realizes the miracles of text messaging was the best way to respond to person who liked using people and getting them to do incredulous favors. Quite frankly, the thought of ruining internal organs wasn’t worth it to deal with the person over the phone. Woman thought to herself this is how texting must have begun. Brilliant stuff! Woman saves her kidney and liver in the end and has one more drink to celebrate.

Witness befuddled by two twenty-somethings attempting to be more important than other

Witness was befuddled by two twenty-somethings yammering on the phone in a park. At first it appeared as though they were talking to each other, but upon closer inspection, it appeared that one of the twenty-somethings pretended to talk on her cell phone in a quieter tone to make herself seem slightly important as her supposed friend walking along side, who spoke loudly on the phone to indicate that indeed she was more important and needed. Witness was confused as to why they bothered coming out to walk with someone if they’re only going to ignore the person they’re with to talk on the phone to someone else.

Serious chat between co-workers makes bystander picture intense showdown

While walking into a lunch room at work, employee briefly debates turning around to go to have lunch somewhere else as she witnessed intense discussion between co-workers. Witness could almost hear the music to "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" stand off music. All that was missing was some tumbleweed going by. Fortunately stand off ended without anyone getting physically maimed.

Co-workers discover Wikipedia saves time on choosing right cult

While discussing various cults, like, oh say, Scientology, coworkers realized that if you don’t want to spend the money before finding out what it’s really about, why not just look it up on Wikipedia or Google it? This way it’ll save you the $1,000’s and $1,000’s before you realize you belong to a cult and then have to deal with the nuisance calls. Not to mention, you can even be an informed cult member instead of being prey to their usual tricky manipulation tactics and see if it's the right cult for you.