Pre-Christmas miracle takes place in office lunch room

Some employees that sit next to the office lunchroom noticed what may just be a pre-Christmas miracle. It occurred during the week leading up to Christmas. The usual smells of burning things or stinky lunches that usually waft through to choke the neighbouring cubicles did not happen on the pre-Christmas week. In fact, the toaster that is often found sitting (and sometimes smoking) underneath the paper towel dispenser did not appear underneath the dispenser for the week.

Employee feels a tinkling of Christmas spirit after bombardment of cutesy Christmas images

During a bombardment of cutesy Christmas images via email, a co-worker found a strange feeling of warmth and happiness had broken through his standard degree of bitterness. The Christmas spirit managed to engage him for a short period of time as co-worker found himself appreciating it and forwarding cutesy email. However, three cutesy Christmas images later, the tired, bored and bitter feelings returned and work went on as usual.

Local woman experiences pre-Christmas miracle at Wal-Mart

During busy Christmas season, local woman went to pick up some grocery items at Wal-Mart. Although she prepared herself mentally for standing in a long line up with potentially screaming children, in the midst of several long line-ups, she came upon a line-up that was not long, nobody was waiting for a price check, nor were there any screaming children in it. The people in the line-up neither jostled nor ran over the woman’s feet with their carts, and most importantly, she did not get pepper sprayed. Local woman came away unscathed. It was … a pre-Christmas miracle!

Local woman uncertain if neighbour's son has moved back in with his mother

Local woman suspects that her neighbour’s son moved back in with his mother. However, when asked if the son was spotted yet, local woman wasn’t sure if he had actually moved in or not. Sightings of the son are so rare that he may be placed on the endangered species list. Unlike helpful human sons, this one has been spotted drunken in the valley behind local woman’s house asking her not to tell his mom about the sighting. It’s also tricky to spot the son in the winter as he doesn’t partake in shoveling or any other useful practices. Local woman may never know for sure if neighbour’s son has actually moved back in.

Worker hides toaster for safety purposes

In order to prevent potential fire from occurring in office lunch room, worker hid the toaster from 1975. The action was not so much to protect the moronic people who can’t seem to understand that putting a toaster from 1975 (which tends to burn bread more than merely toast) underneath a paper towel dispenser is NOT the brightest of ideas, but instead to protect the other people around them who would then have to deal with the potential fire when the paper towels become a burning ball of fire and spreading. Apparently the smell of things burning in the office really annoys co-workers.

Bus driver pushes his luck for getting plowed over in buffet restaurant parking lot

When asked to move his school bus in the parking lot of a buffet restaurant, bus driver for senior’s center decided instead of actually helping by moving bus forward and out of the way, he would provide “assistance” to compact car driver. Bus driver’s version of helping included standing in the way behind car trying to back out despite warnings of moving out of the way, calling out bad directions, and generally NOT MOVING SCHOOL BUS. Fortunately for senior center's bus driver, driver of compact car evaded plowing over him and managed to get car out of tight spot incident free. Passengers in car suggested if someone could get out of that spot incident free, they deserve to get licence on the spot without further driver skill testing.

Woman tempted to ask insurance company: WTF?

Woman thinks of Sak Noel's song What the f*ck? when opening and seeing her insurance company's price hike for the next term. She wanted to call them up and ask them: ¿es usted gente muy loca? What the f*ck?! She searched all day, all night .... Fortunately she found a better offer and signed up with another insurance company.