Worker hides toaster for safety purposes

In order to prevent potential fire from occurring in office lunch room, worker hid the toaster from 1975. The action was not so much to protect the moronic people who can’t seem to understand that putting a toaster from 1975 (which tends to burn bread more than merely toast) underneath a paper towel dispenser is NOT the brightest of ideas, but instead to protect the other people around them who would then have to deal with the potential fire when the paper towels become a burning ball of fire and spreading. Apparently the smell of things burning in the office really annoys co-workers.